Long Overdue For a New Post
I got to see the new Borat movie on a free sneak preview on Thursday, thanks to Jorge and Susan for hooking me up. I can't remember laughing so hard at the movies, maybe Dumb & Dumber. Sacha Baron Cohen is such a brilliant comedian. I wasn't crazy about the Borat character the first time I saw Borat on Da Ali G show, but the character grew on me. A lot like the Ali G character. At first I thought it was stupid that he plays a person who is so thick. Then I thought about it as a social commentary. If you think about it, Borat goes around the U.S and basically picks on right wing agendas, and really questions the people he interviews, and gets to the point without taking baby steps as we often see with TV interviews, and the best part is the answers are so blunt and are the answers you actually want to hear and that nobody wants it to be true. If you get the chance go see it.
Thursday was also my good friend Gord's birthday, he turned 29, is married and doesn't have a Drivers License. Since I went out to see Borat I didn't go out with him, even though I tried to get him a ticket. Just wasn't in the cards. So we went out on Friday night. He has a friend Graham, from Kingston who djs at small bar in Kensington Market called Embassy. What I like about the music that Graham plays is the fact that I don't know any of it. It's all rare, old 6ts Garage, Northern Soul, British Envasion stuff. Just what I like. It was raining like mad that night. So soaked we entered the bar, ordered up a couple of Wellingtons and met up with our good friend Tiffany, met a few of the other regulars, and Graham at the wheels of steel (alright, he was using CDs, but I've seen his vinyl collection and it's pretty impressive). Gord and Tiffany introduced me to this Vodka that's made with grass that Buffalos piss on. It was tasty, but the smell reminded me of entering a pet shop. Take it as you will.

On Saturday, Gord and I had to go to Buffalo to pick up his wife Serena from the airport, long story on why she was away, which I won't get into. I had to borrow a car to do the trip, since my car doesn't take well with passengers. So borrowed my mums car and proceded, but before we left, we went to get fuel, for us and the car. So a quick stop at local Starbucks, and while waiting in line, my friend Matthew (see previous party post) shows up from nowhere. It's odd to run into him here, since he lives in Guelph. He was having dinner with Delia at Licks. So a five minute stop turned to a 20 minute stop. So coffee, gas. Let's go. We get stuck in the construction traffic on the 401, turning our hour and half journey to almost 3 hours.
A little background Gord is not allowed into the US for immigration reasons. So I figured I would just drop him in Niagara Falls or something, and get him on the way back, but he insisted on coming across the border, I was a bit hesistant about it since I didn't want get stuck at the border. But after a few minutes talking to the border agent, we were off to the airport, of course we got a little lost, and were now 2 hours late for picking up Serena. We get to the airport looking for her, nowhere to be found. The buffalo airport is not huge by any means, you can walk from one end to the other in about a minute, same goes with the upstairs. Serena gave us the wrong flight number, so we couldn't find it on the board, but then Gord went to ask the airline about the flight, turns out, it's been delayed a few hours, so she hadn't even been there yet. So it worked out. Coming back is so much easier these days, got to the border:
Guard asks "citizenship?",
me: "Two Canadians and 1 American!"
Guard: Anything to Declare?
Serena: bottle of Wine, and a carton of cigarettes
Guard: length of stay?
Serena: 2 weeks
Guard: okay, you can go
Didn't even ask for passports, wish it was that easy going into the US.
I hadn't really eaten that day, and my plan was to stop at the Fallsview Casino on the way back to get some food. Serena informed us that she had never been to the falls. So a quick show of the falls and back to casino. Got some players card, get the buffet discount, and we ate for 2 hours, and took advantage of the free parking. I love the Casino, if I only gambled.

Thursday was also my good friend Gord's birthday, he turned 29, is married and doesn't have a Drivers License. Since I went out to see Borat I didn't go out with him, even though I tried to get him a ticket. Just wasn't in the cards. So we went out on Friday night. He has a friend Graham, from Kingston who djs at small bar in Kensington Market called Embassy. What I like about the music that Graham plays is the fact that I don't know any of it. It's all rare, old 6ts Garage, Northern Soul, British Envasion stuff. Just what I like. It was raining like mad that night. So soaked we entered the bar, ordered up a couple of Wellingtons and met up with our good friend Tiffany, met a few of the other regulars, and Graham at the wheels of steel (alright, he was using CDs, but I've seen his vinyl collection and it's pretty impressive). Gord and Tiffany introduced me to this Vodka that's made with grass that Buffalos piss on. It was tasty, but the smell reminded me of entering a pet shop. Take it as you will.

On Saturday, Gord and I had to go to Buffalo to pick up his wife Serena from the airport, long story on why she was away, which I won't get into. I had to borrow a car to do the trip, since my car doesn't take well with passengers. So borrowed my mums car and proceded, but before we left, we went to get fuel, for us and the car. So a quick stop at local Starbucks, and while waiting in line, my friend Matthew (see previous party post) shows up from nowhere. It's odd to run into him here, since he lives in Guelph. He was having dinner with Delia at Licks. So a five minute stop turned to a 20 minute stop. So coffee, gas. Let's go. We get stuck in the construction traffic on the 401, turning our hour and half journey to almost 3 hours.
A little background Gord is not allowed into the US for immigration reasons. So I figured I would just drop him in Niagara Falls or something, and get him on the way back, but he insisted on coming across the border, I was a bit hesistant about it since I didn't want get stuck at the border. But after a few minutes talking to the border agent, we were off to the airport, of course we got a little lost, and were now 2 hours late for picking up Serena. We get to the airport looking for her, nowhere to be found. The buffalo airport is not huge by any means, you can walk from one end to the other in about a minute, same goes with the upstairs. Serena gave us the wrong flight number, so we couldn't find it on the board, but then Gord went to ask the airline about the flight, turns out, it's been delayed a few hours, so she hadn't even been there yet. So it worked out. Coming back is so much easier these days, got to the border:
Guard asks "citizenship?",
me: "Two Canadians and 1 American!"
Guard: Anything to Declare?
Serena: bottle of Wine, and a carton of cigarettes
Guard: length of stay?
Serena: 2 weeks
Guard: okay, you can go
Didn't even ask for passports, wish it was that easy going into the US.
I hadn't really eaten that day, and my plan was to stop at the Fallsview Casino on the way back to get some food. Serena informed us that she had never been to the falls. So a quick show of the falls and back to casino. Got some players card, get the buffet discount, and we ate for 2 hours, and took advantage of the free parking. I love the Casino, if I only gambled.




